Left Handed
AUTOSCROLL
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Capo: no capo
Tuning: E A D G
[Intro]
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------|
E|------2-------------|--------------------|------2-------------|--------------------|
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------|---4-4-----2h4------|--------------------|
E|------2-------------|--------------------|------2-------------|----------5---------|
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|--------------------|----12--11---------|--------------------|
A|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------| x2
E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------|
[Verse 1]
"And irony is okay, I suppose..." "...stops you having to be human"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|--------------------|----12--11---------|--------------------|
A|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------|-----------7-7--9---|---------10---------| x2
E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------|
"I'm assuming you'll balloon..." "And start consuming like a human..."
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
E|---------5----------|----------5---------|---------5----------|----------5---------|
[Pre-Chorus]
"I'm sure that you're not..." "...say that I was sexist"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|--------------------|7-------/9----------|--------------------|7-------/9----------|
E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------|
"I feel like you're running out of all the things I liked you for"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
A|--------------------|7-------/9----------|10-----------------|--------------------|
E|10------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
[Chorus]
"Why can't we be friends, when..." "...with us hating each other"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|----10h11-----------|----12--11---------|----10h11-----------|
A|-----------7-7------|----------9---------|-----------7-7------|----------9---------|
E|10--------------9---|--------------------|10--------------9---|--------------------|
"Instead of calling me out..." "...one more thing to say"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|--------------------|----12--11---------|--------------------|
A|-----------7-7--9---|--------------------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|
E|10------------------|----------9---------|10------------------|--------------------|
[Verse 2]
"And why would you believe..." "when at your best you're intermediately..."
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|--------------------|----12--11---------|--------------------|
A|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|
E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------|
"Keep on putting off conceiving..." "Oh, don't have a child..."
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|--------------------|----12--11---------|--------------------|
A|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10-------|
E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------|
[Chorus]
"Why can't we be friends, when..." "...with us hating each other"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|----10h11-----------|----12--11---------|----10h11-----------|
A|-----------7-7------|----------9---------|-----------7-7------|----------9---------|
E|10--------------9---|--------------------|10--------------9---|--------------------|
"Instead of calling me out..." "...one more thing to say"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|--------------------|----12--11---------|--------------------|
A|-----------7-7--9---|--------------------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|
E|10------------------|----------9---------|10------------------|--------------------|
[Outro]
"I'm just pissed off..." "...sket who wants to b*tch on you"
G|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|--------------------|
D|----12--11---------|--------------------|----12--11---------|--------------------|
A|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------|-----------7-7--9---|----------10--------| x4
E|10------------------|--------------------|10------------------|--------------------|
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h - hammer on
/ - slide up
- slide down
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