Left Handed
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Capo: 2
Tuning: E A D G B E
This is one of the funniest songs i've ever heard and it reminds me a lot of my family.
Capo 2
G F C (x4)
Intro
GWelcome Fto the Cfamily
GHope you have a Freal good Clife
GWith my Flittle Csister
GYeah, she'll make a Freal good Cwife
GHope you have Flots of Cbabies
GHope you get a Freal good Cjob
GHope you Fdon't mind Ccompany
'Cause Gwe'll be Fhere a Clot
And Dbrother here's some Fbrotherly Gadvice
If you Dknow what's good for Cyou you'll treat her Fsus2right
Chorus
'Cause GGrandpa's the Flocal Csheriff
Yeah he's the Gjudge and the Fjury Ctoo
Uncle GBill's the FunderCtaker, son
GHe'll dig a Fhole for Cyou
Cousin GJesse, Fhe's just Ccrazy
He'll Gfight you Fjust for Cfun
An' GMama's got a Freal bad Ctemper Csus4
An' CDaddy's got a shotgun
G F C (x2)
GWelcome Fto the Cfamily
An' Gthis side Fof the Ctracks
An' Gif you Fever Cleave her
GYou ain't Fcoming Cback
My Gnephew Fis a Chunter
An' Ghe's gonna Fhunt you Cdown
Just Glike he Fdid the Clast one
An' Ghe still Fain't been Cfound
DI like you just Ffine, don't get me Gwrong
DBoy take care of Cher,...if you Fsus2don't
Chorus
GGrandpa's the Flocal Csheriff
Yeah he's the Gjudge and the Fjury Ctoo
Uncle GBill's the FunderCtaker, son
GHe'll dig a Fhole for Cyou
Cousin GJesse, Fhe's just Ccrazy
He'll Gfight you Fjust for Cfun
An'GMama's got a Freal bad Ctemper Csus4
An'CDaddy's got a shotgun
G F C (x4) D F Csus4
Chorus
GGrandpa's the Flocal Csheriff
Yeah he's the Gjudge and the Fjury Ctoo
Uncle GBill's the FunderCtaker, son
GHe'll dig a Fhole for Cyou
Cousin GJesse, Fhe's just Ccrazy
He'll Gfight you Fjust for Cfun
An' GMama's got a Freal bad Ctemper Csus4
An' CDaddy's got a shotgun
G F C (x4)
GWelcome Fto the Cfamily
GHope you have a Freal good Clife
GWith my Flittle Csister
[Muted barre A strokes]
Yeah she'll make a real good wife
G F C (x2)
*repeat this part 7 or 8 times*
GWelcome Fto the Cfamily
Mama's got a real bad Ctemper Csus4
CDaddy's got a shotgun
end on Dsus2