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Tuning: E A D G B E
C (3x)
(Intro)
F
I just got offa work at five
C
Drivin' that old van I drive
F
Overalls and dirty boots
G
But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
F
So when I walked into that fancy store
C
They looked at me like I was poor
F
But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
A A(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"
(CHORUS)
F
Upper Middle Class White Trash
C
My pockets can't hold all my cash
G
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
C
Got some gas and won the lottery
F
Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
C
My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
G(stop) C C F G C(mute strings and strum 2x)
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
F
I got my home boy Chris a brand new shop
C
For all those cars on cinder blocks
F
And cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
G(stop) G
To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
F
I had a birthday party for momma last night
C
In her 90 and a half foot triple wide
F
You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
A (let it ring)
NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen
(CHORUS)
(BRIDGE)
G (let it ring)
Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
D (let it ring)
We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
E (let it ring)
All the Miller Lite that you can handle
A (let it ring) A(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring)
A hundred and 57 movie channels.... heh heh heh...
(CHORUS - slightly modified)
F
Upper Middle Class White Trash
C
Our pockets can't hold all our cash
G
Cuz one day I stopped to pee
C
Got some gas and won the lottery-yee-yee
F
Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood
C
My friends and family they're all livin' pretty good
My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
G(stop) C C F G C C
and Upper Middle Class White Trash
F
So pop a top, sit back and relax
C
All you Upper Middle Class White Trash...