Kunci Ukulele Eminem – The real slim shady Versi 1

Y'a^Emll act like you never seen ^Ama white person before Jaws a^B7ll on the floor like Pam and^Em Tommy just burst in the door ^Emand started whoopin her ass^Am worse than before they were ^B7first divorced, throwin h^Emer over furniture (Ahh!) ^EmIt's the return of the... "Ah, w^Amait, no way, you're kidding, ^B7he didn't just say what I th^Emink he did, did he?" ^EmAnd Dr. Dre said...^Am nothing you idiots! ^B7Dr. Dre's dead, he's ^Emlocked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) ^EmFeminist women love Em^Aminem chigga chigga ch^B7igga "Slim Shady, I'm si^Emck of him look at him, ^EmWalkin' around grabbin^Am' his you-know-what Flippin the yo^B7u-know-who," "Yeah, but he's ^Emso cute though!" ^EmYeah, I probably got a couple of scre^Amws up in my head loose But n^B7o worse, than what's goin o^Emn in your parents' bedrooms ^EmSometimes, I wanna get o^Amn TV and just let loose, but can't^B7 but it's cool for Tom Green to ^Emhump a dead moose ^Em"My bum is on your lips, my ^Ambum is on your lips" And if ^B7I'm lucky, you might just gi^Emve it a little kiss And t^Emhat's the message that we deli^Amver to little kids And e^B7xpect them not to know what a wo^Emman's clitoris is Of co^Emurse they gonna know what interco^Amurse is By the time they hit f^B7ourth grade They got the Dis^Emcovery Channel don't they? ^Em"We ain't nothing but ma^Ammmals.." Well, some of us cann^B7ibals who cut other p^Emeople open like cantaloupes [SLURP] ^EmBut if we can hump de^Amad animals and antelopes ^B7then there's no reason that a man and an^Emother man can't elope [*EWWW!*] B^Emut if you feel like I^Am feel, I got the antidote ^B7Women wave your pantyhose, s^Eming the chorus and it goes

'Cause I^Em'm Slim Shady, yes I'^Amm the real Shady All you o^B7ther Slim Shadys are^Em just imitating So w^Emon't the real Slim Shady ple^Amase stand up, ^B7please stand up, p^Emlease stand up?

^EmWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his ra^Amps to sell his records; ^B7well I do, so fuck him and f^Emuck you too! You th^Emink I give a damn about a Gr^Amammy? Half of you cr^B7itics can't even stomach me, l^Emet alone stand me "But S^Emlim, what if you win, woul^Amdn't it be weird?" ^B7Why? So you guys could just lie to ^Emget me here? So you c^Eman, sit me here ne^Amxt to Britney Spears? ^B7Shit, Christina Aguilera b^Emetter switch me chairs so I can^Em sit next to Carson Da^Amly and Fred Durst and he^B7ar 'em argue over who she gave h^Emead to first ^EmYou little bitch, put me on b^Amlast on MTV "Yeah, he's c^B7ute, but I think he's married t^Emo Kim, hee-hee!" I should ^Emdownload her audio on M^AmP3 and show the w^B7hole world how you gave ^EmEminem VD [AHHH!] ^EmI'm sick of you little girl and bo^Amy groups, all you do is an^B7noy me so I have been s^Ement here to destroy you [bzzzt] ^EmAnd there's a million of us ju^Amst like me who c^B7uss like me; who just don't gi^Emve a fuck like me who d^Emress like me; walk, talk and a^Amct like me and j^B7ust might be the next best th^Eming but not quite me!

I'm like a h^Emead trip to listen to, ca^Amuse I'm only givin you ^B7things you joke about with your friend^Ems inside your living room The^Em only difference is ^AmI got the balls to say it in front of y^B7'all and I don't gotta be fa^Emlse or sugarcoated at all ^EmI just get on the mic^Am and spit it and wheth^B7er you like to admit it [*ERR*] ^EmI just shit it better than n^Eminety percent of you rap^Ampers out can Then you wonder ^B7how can kids eat up these al^Embums like valiums It's f^Emunny; cause at the rat^Ame I'm goin when I'm thirty ^B7I'll be the only person in the nu^Emrsin home flirting ^EmPinchin nurses asses whe^Amn I'm jackin off with Jergens And I^B7'm jerkin but this whole bag of Vi^Emagra isn't working And e^Emvery single person is a Sl^Amim Shady lurkin He co^B7uld be workin at Burger King, spi^Emttin on your onion rings [*HACH*] ^EmOr in the parkin lot, ci^Amrcling Screaming "I don^B7't give a fuck!" with his windows do^Emwn and his system up ^EmSo, will the real Shady ple^Amase stand up? And ^B7put one of those fingers on e^Emach hand up? And be pr^Emoud to be outta your mi^Amnd and outta control and ^B7one more time, loud as you ^Emcan, how does it go?