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Capo: 4
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Stan by Eminem featuring Dido
Standard Tuning, CAPO 4
CHORUS
AmMy tea's gone Fcold, I'm wonderin' Cwhy
Got Cout of Cbed at allAm
The morning Frain clouds up my Cwindow
And CI can't Csee at allAm
And even Fif I could it'll Call be gray
But your Cpicture Con my wallAm
It reminFds me that it's Cnot so bad
It's Cnot so Cbad Am
(The whole song continues in that chord progression)
AmMy tea's gone Fcold, I'm wonderin' Cwhy
Got Cout of Cbed at allAm
The morning Frain clouds up my Cwindow
And CI can't Csee at allAm
And even Fif I could it'll Call be gray
But your Cpicture Con my wallAm
It reminFds me that it's Cnot so bad
It's Fnot so bad
1ST VERSE
AmDear Slim, I wrote you,F but you still ain't callin C
I left my cell, my pager, and my Chome phone at the botCtom Am
I sent two letters back in AutuFmn, you must not have got 'em C
There probably was a problem with the Cpost office or Csomethin'
AmSometimes I scribble addresses too Fsloppy when I jot 'em C
But anyway, what's been Cup man, how's your Cdaughter?Am
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to beF a father
If I have a Cdaughter, guess what I'm a call herF
I'm a name her Bonnie Am
I read about your Uncle FRonnie too, I'm sorry
IC had a friend kill himself over sCome b**** who didn't Cwant him Am
I know you probably hear this every dayF, but I'm your biggest fanC
I even got that undergrCound s*** that you did with CSkam Am
I got a room full of your Fposters and your pictures man C
I like that s*** you did with CRawkus too, that Cs*** was phat Am
Anyways, I hope you Fget this man, hit me back
CJust to chat, truly yours, your Fbiggest fan, this is Stan
CHORUS
AmMy tea's gone Fcold, I'm wonderin' Cwhy
Got Cout of Cbed at allAm
The morning Frain clouds up my Cwindow
And CI can't Csee at allAm
And even Fif I could it'll Call be gray
But your Cpicture Con my wallAm
It reminFds me that it's Cnot so bad
It's Cnot so Cbad Am
2ND VERSE
Dear AmSlim, you still ain't called or wFrote, I hope you have a chance,
CI ain't mad, I think it's just Cf***** up that you don't answer fansAm
If you didn't wanna talk to Fme outside your concert
You didn't Chave to, but you could've signed an Cautograph for CMatthew
That's myAm little brother man, he's only Fsix years old
We waited in the Cblistering cold for you
For Cfour hours and you Cjust said no Am
That's pretty s****y man, you're Flike his f***ing idol
He Cwants to be just like you man, he lFikes you more than I do Am
I ain't that mad though,F I just don't like being lied to
RemembFer when we met in DenverC, you said if I Cwrite you
You would Amwrite back, see I'm just likeF you in a way
I never knew my Cfather neither
He used to Calways cheat on my Cmom and beat her Am
I can relate to what you're Fsaying in your songs
So when I Chave a s****y day, I drift Caway and put em Con
Cause I don't Amreally got s*** else, so that s*** Fhelps when I'm depressed
CI even got a tattoo of your Fname across the chest
AmSometimes I even cut myself to Fsee how much it bleeds
Its like Cadrenaline, the pain is such Ca sudden rush Cfor me
See everAmthing you say is real, and I resFpect you cause you tell it
My girlCfriend's jealous, because I talkC about you 24/7C
AmBut she don't know you like I know you Fslim, no one does
CShe don't know what it was like for peopleC like us growin' uCp
You gotta Amcall me man, I'll be the biggest Ffan you'll ever lose
Sincerely Cyours, Stan, p.s.
FWe should be together too
AmMy tea's gone Fcold, I'm wonderin' Cwhy
Got Cout of Cbed at allAm
The morning Frain clouds up my Cwindow
And CI can't Csee at allAm
And even Fif I could it'll Call be gray
But your Cpicture Con my wallAm
It reminFds me that it's Cnot so bad
It's Fnot so bad
3RD VERSE
AmDear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-CFall-Or-Write-My-Fans C
This'll be the last package I Cever send your a**C
It's been six Ammonths and still no words
I don't desFerve it
I know you got my Clast two letters
I wrote the addCresses on them perfectC
AmSo this is my cassette I'm sending youF, I hope you hear it
I'm Cin the car right now, I'm doin' C90 on the freewaCy
AmHey Slim, I drank a fifth of Fvodka, dare me to driveC?
You know that song by Phil FCollins, In the Air of the Night
AmAbout that guy who could've saved that Fother guy from drowning
But Cdidn't, but Phil saw it all,C then at a show he found hCim
AmThat's kinda how this is, you could've Frescued me from drowning
Now it's Ctoo late, I'm on a 1,000 Cdowners now, CI'm drowsy
AmAnd all I wanted was a lousyF letter or a call
CI hope you know I ripped all of your Cpictures offC my wall
AmI love you Slim, we could've Fbeen together, think about Cit
You ruined it now, IF hope you can't sleep and you dream about itAm
And when you dream, I hope you Fcan't sleep and you scream about it
CI hope your conscience eats atC you and you can't Cbreathe without mAme
See Slim, shuFt up b****, I'm trying to talk
CHey Slim, that's my girlCfriend screamin' in the Ctrunk
AmBut I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her Fup, see I ain't like you
CCause if she suffocates, she'll suffer Cmore, then she'll Cdie tooAm
Well, gotta go,F I'm almost under the bridge nowC
Oh s***, I forgot,F how am I supposed to send this s*** out?
Am F C F (2x)
AmMy tea's gone Fcold, I'm wonderin' Cwhy
Got Cout of Cbed at allAm
The morning Frain clouds up my Cwindow
And CI can't Csee at allAm
And even Fif I could it'll Call be gray
But your Cpicture Con my wallAm
It reminFds me that it's Cnot so bad
It's Fnot so bad
4TH VERSE
AmDear Stan, I meant to write you soonerF, but I've just been busy
CYou say your girlfriend's pregnant nowC, how far along is Cshe?
AmLook, I'm really flattered you would Fcall your daughter that
And here's an Cautograph for your brother
I Cwrote it on Cthis Starter capAm
I'm sorry I didn't Fsee you at the show, I must've missed you
CDon't think I did that s*** Cintentionally Cjust to dis you Am
But what's that s*** you saidF about you like to cut your wrists too?C
I say that s*** just clownin' dog C
C'mon, how f***ed up is you? Am
You got some issues, Stan, I Fthink you need some counseling
CTo keep your a** from bouncin' off the Cwalls when you get Cdown some Am
And what's this s*** about us Fmeant to be together?
CThat type of s*** will make me not Cwant us to meet each Cother Am
I really think you and your Fgirlfriend need each other
COr maybe you just need to treat her Cbetter
CI hope you get to Amread this letter, I hope it Freaches you in time
Before you Churt yourself, I think that you'll Fbe doin just fine
If you reAmlax a little, I'm glad that I inFspire you, but Stan
Why Care you so mad? Try to underCstand, that I do Cwant you as a Amfan
I just don't want you to Fdo some crazy s***
I seen this Cone s*** on the news a couple of Cweeks ago that Cmade me sick Am
Some dude was drunk and drove his Fcar over a bridge
And had his Cgirlfriend in his trunk and she was Cpregnant with his Ckid
And in the Amcar they found a tape, didn't Fsay who it was to
Come to Cthink about it, his name was,F it was you... Am
AmDamn