Left Handed
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Capo: no capo
Tuning: E A D G B E
Chord Yang Digunakan
Decided that bass was not enough for the song. Chords had to be fitting for it as well.
The second part of the Verses, with the chords, have palm muting before each chord plays, which occurs for
most of the Bridge as well until the last chord in the Bridge. This is why some of the chords are placed
weirdly.
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( G5 | Bb5 | F5 | D5 | ) X5 ( G5 | Bb5 | F5 | )
N
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange.
But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways.
Repented, seen the light, and made a change.
G5 F5 G5
Poor unfortunate souls in pain and in need.
N
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber.
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word.
And after all dear, what is idle patter for?
G5 F5 G5
Poor unfortunate souls. Go ahead! Make your choice!
D5 D5 D5 D5
If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet. You've got to pay the toll
G5 F5 G5
Poor unfortunate souls in pain and in need.
Intro
Verse
And I fortuG5nately know a G5little seG5cret. G5
It's a talent G5that I always G5have Eb5possessed.
And dear lady, A5please don't laugh. A5 I use it A5on behalf A5
Of the miserBb5able, lonely, Bb5and D5depressed (pathetic!)
Chorus
This one D5longing to be thinner; that one wants to get the girl. And do I Eb5help them? Yes, inF5deed!
Those Bb5poor unfortunate souls. So F5sad, so G5true.
They come D5flocking to me crying, "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I Eb5help them! Yes I do!
( G5 | Bb5 | F5 | D5 | G5 | Bb5 | F5 | )
Verse
Verse
They're not all G5that impressed with G5converG5sation G5
True gentleG5men avoid it G5when they Eb5can
Yet they dote A5and swoon and fawn A5 on ladies A5who withdrawn A5
It's she who Bb5holds her tongue Bb5who gets her D5man.
Chorus
I'm a D5very busy person and I haven't got all day. It won't Eb5cost much: just your F5voice!
Those Bb5poor unfortunate souls. So F5sad and so G5true.
Bridge
Take a gulp. D5Take a breath. D5Go ahead; D5sign the scroll. D5
Nick and Kevin, D5now I've got her, D5boys. The Eb5boss is on a roll.
Chorus
This one D5longing to be thinner; that one wants to get the girl. And do I Eb5help them? Yes, inF5deed!
Those Bb5poor unfortunate souls. So F5sad, so G5true.
They come D5flocking to me crying, "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I Eb5help them! Yes I do!
D5 G5
Those poor unfortunate souls.
Outro