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Hey first ever tab
Big fan
CI'm gonna steal some bedsheets
F C
From an amputee
CI'm gonna mount em on a canvas
In the Dmiddle of the gallerGy
FI'm gonna tell everybodEy it was Ampainted by a chimpanDzee
AmBut just between you Dme
G (single strum)
Here at the cultural low water mark
If it's fraud or art
They'll pay you to believe
C
CI'm gonna take five young dudes
FFrom white familiCes
CGonna mount em on a billboard
In the Dmiddle of the Gcountry
FI'm gonna tell everyEbody they sing like Amangels with whiter Dteeth
AmBut just between you and Eme
G (single strum)
They're just like the ones before
With their standards lower
Every concert goer will pay you to believe
C
FCaffeine in the morning, Calcohol at night
FCameras to record you and mirCrors to recognize
And as the Amworld is getting smaller
DSmall things take up all your time
Narcissus Amwould have had a field day if he Dcould have got online
And friends it's Gnot self-love that kills you
It's when those who Amhate you are Dallowed
To sell you that Gyou're a glorious shit the entire Amworld revolves arDound
And that you're the Geater, and not the eaten
But that your Amhunger will only Dcease
If you come Gbinge on radiant blandness at the disAmposable fDeast
(All single strum for thus part)
Just Amquickly how would you Frate yourself
In terms of Amsex appeal and cultural siFgnificance
GmDo you usually listen to Gmmusic like this
We can Gmrecommend some similar artists
Are you Gmfeeling depressed?
But your feedback's F#important
To Fus
(Return to strumming pattern)
CGonna buy myself a sports team
FAnd put em in a Cpit
CGonna wage the old crusade
DAgainst consciousGness
FAll I need is a couple Ewinners to get every Amloser to fight in Dit
You keep the Amgolden calf
I just need the bullDshit
GThey won't just sell themselves into slavery
They'll get on their knees and pay you to believe
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