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Capo: no capo
Tuning: E A D G B E
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Standard Tuning EADGBe
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"Sit down, I'm gonna tell you a story..."
C/G [alternate roots back and forth]
Intro
Verse 1
C/GI'm gonna steal some bedsheets,F from an amputC/Gee
C/GI'm gonna mount em on a canvas, in the mDiddle of the gallGery G7
FI'm gonna tell everyBdim7body it was Ampainted Am/Gby a chimpaD7/F#nzee, but jAmust between yAm/Gou and mD7/F#e
Here at the cGultural low water mark, if it's G7fraud or art, they'll pay you to believe C/G
Verse 2
C/GI'm gonna take five young dudes,F from white familC/Gies
C/GGonna mount em on a billboard, in the mDiddle of the countGry G7
FI'm gonna tell everyBdim7body they sing like Amangels with wAm/Ghiter tD7/F#eeth, but jAmust between yAm/Gou and mD7/F#e
They're just like the Gones before, with their standards lower, every G7concert goer will pay you to believC/Ge
Bridge
FCaffeine in the morning, C/Galcohol at night
FCameras to record you and mirrors C/Gto recognize
And as the Amworld is getting smaller, Am/Gsmall things tD7/F#ake up all your time
Narcissus Amwould have had a field day Am/Gif he D7/F#could have got online
And friends it's Gnot self-love that G7kills you, it's when those who Amhate Am/Gyou areD7/F# allowed
To sell you that Gyou're a glorious G7shit the entireAm world rAm/GevolvesD/F# around
And that you're the Geater, and not the G7eaten, but that your Amhunger wilAm/Gl only D7/F#cease
If you come Gbinge on radiant G7blandness at the disAmposAm/Gable fD7/F#east...
Just Amquickly how would you Frate yourself
In terms of Amsex appeal and cultural siFgnificance?
Do you Bbusually listen to music like this? can we recommend some similar artists?
Are you Gmfeeling depressed?...but your feedback's iF#mportant,...to Fus...
Verse 3
C/GGonna buy myself a sports team,F and put em in a C/Gpit
C/GGonna wage the old crusade, agDainst consciousnesGs G7
FAll I need's a couple Bdim7winners to get every Amloser to Am/Gfight in D7/F#it, keep the golden Amcalf, just need thAm/Ge bullD7/F#shit
They won't just sell tGhemselves into slavery, they'll get G7on their knees and pay you to believe C/G
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