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B7/F#The comedy of man Abstarts like this
E7Our brains are way too big for our Amothers' hips
A7And so Nature, she divines this alEternative
AbWe emerged half-formed and hope that whoever greets us on the A7other end
AIs kind enough to fill us Ein
And, babies, that's A7pretty much how it's been ever Esince
B7Now the miracle of birth leaves a few iAb7ssues to address
Like, say, that Db5half of us are periodicallAy iron deficient
So somebody's A7got to go kill something while I Elook after the kids
I'd do it Abmyself, but what, are you going to get this A7thing its milk?
He says as Asoon as he gets back from the hunt, we can Eswitch
It's hard not to A7fall in love with something so helpEless
Ladies, I A7hope we don't end up regretting Ethis
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EComedy, E7now that's what I call pure Acomedy
A7Just waiting until the part where Abmthey start to believe
Absus2They're at the Abmcenter of everything
And some Aall-powerful being endowed this Bhorror show with B7meaning
Oh, their Ereligions are the best
E7They worship themselves yet they're Atotally obsessed
A7With risen zombies, celestial Abmvirgins, magic Absus2tricks, these unbelAbmievable outfits
And they get Aterribly upset
When you Bquestion their sacred texts
Written by B7/F#woman-hating epileptics
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Their Alanguages just serve to confuse them
Their Amconfusion somehow makes them more sure
They build Afortunes poisoning their offspring
And hand out Amprizes when someone patents the cure
Where did they Afind these goons they elected to rule them?
What makes these Amclowns they idolize so remarkable?
These mammals are Ahell-bent on fashioning new gods
So they can Amgo on being godless animals
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Oh Ecomedy, E7their illusions they have no Achoice but to believe
A7Their horizons that just Abmforever recede
Absus2 Abm A B
And how's this for irony, their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs
That they B7/F#never ever have to leave
Oh Ecomedy, E7oh it's like something that a Amadman would conceive!
A7The only thing that seems to Abmmake them feel Absus2alive is the stAbmruggle to survive
But the Aonly thing that they request is Bsomething to numb the pain with
Until there's B7/F#nothing human left
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Just random Amatter suspended in the dark
I hate to Amsay it, but each other's all we got