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Capo: no capo
Tuning: E A D G B E
Chord Yang Digunakan
This song is in standard tuning EADGBe, similar to other versions on here, however
I use no capo for this version, I think it sounds like a bit more bass for rapping the song.
The chords are very easy, and simple to play.
Em | Am | B7 | Em
They keep the same rhythm, just rinse and repeat, have fun!
I don't use the pinky finger on the b7, its more of a modified b7 chord. Simply
switching my two fingers from the Am to B7* transition, while keeping the pinky
anchored on the third string (G).
Eminem (repeat 2X)]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
Y'aEmll act like you never seen Ama white person before
Jaws aB7ll on the floor like Pam andEm Tommy just burst in the door
Emand started whoopin her assAm worse than before
they were B7first divorced, throwin hEmer over furniture (Ahh!)
EmIt's the return of the... "AmAh, wait, no way, you're kidding,
B7he didn't just say what I thEmink he did, did he?"
EmAnd Dr. Dre said...Am nothing you idiots!
B7Dr. Dre's dead, he's Emlocked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
EmFeminist women love EmAminem
chigga chigga chB7igga
"Slim Shady, IEm'm sick of him look at him,
EmWalkin' around grabbinAm' his you-know-what
Flippin the yoB7u-know-who," "Yeah,Em but he's so cute though!"
EmYeah, I probably got a couple of screAmws up in my head loose
But nB7o worse, than what's goin oEmn in your parents' bedrooms
EmSometimes, I wanna get oAmn TV and just let loose, but can'tB7
but it's cool for Tom Green to Emhump a dead moose
Em"My bum is on your lipsAm, my bum is on your lips"
And if B7I'm lucky, you might just giEmve it a little kiss
And tEmhat's the message that we deliAmver to little kids
And eB7xpect them not to know what a woEmman's clitoris is
Of coEmurse they gonna know what intercoAmurse is
By the time they hit fB7ourth grade
They got the DisEmcovery Channel don't they?
Em"We ain't nothing bAmut mammals.." Well, some B7of us cannibals
who cut other pEmeople open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
EmBut if we can hump deAmad animals and antelopes
B7then there's no reason that a man and anEmother man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] BEmut if you feel like IAm feel, I got the antidote
B7Women wave your pantyhose, sEming the chorus and it goes
Chorus
'Cause IEm'm Slim Shady, yes I'Amm the real Shady
All you oB7ther Slim Shadys areEm just imitating
So wEmon't the real Slim Shady pleAmase stand up,
B7please stand up, pEmlease stand up?
EmWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his raAmps to sell his records;
B7well I do, so f*** him and fEmuck you too!
You thEmink I give a damn about a GrAmammy?
Half of you crB7itics can't even stomach me, lEmet alone stand me
"EmBut Slim, what if you win,Am wouldn't it be weird?"
B7Why? So you guys could just lie to Emget me here?
So you cEman, sit me here neAmxt to Britney Spears?
B7Shit, Christina Aguilera bEmetter switch me chairs
so I canEm sit next to Carson DaAmly and Fred Durst
and heB7ar 'em argue over who she gave hEmead to first
EmYou little bitch, put me on bAmlast on MTV
"Yeah, hB7e's cute, but I think he's marrEmied to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should Emdownload her audio on MAmP3
and show the wB7hole world how you gave EmEminem VD [AHHH!]
EmI'm sick of you little girl and boAmy groups, all you do is anB7noy me
so I have been sEment here to destroy you [bzzzt]
EmAnd there's a million of us juAmst like me
who cB7uss like me; who just don't giEmve a f*** like me
who dEmress like me; walk, talk and aAmct like me
and jB7ust might be the next best thEming but not quite me!
Chorus
I'm like a hEmead trip to listen to, caAmuse I'm only givin you
B7things you joke about with your friendEms inside your living room
TheEm only difference is AmI got the balls to say it
in front of yB7'all and I don't gotta be faEmlse or sugarcoated at all
EmI just get on the micAm and spit it
and whethB7er you like to admit it [*ERR*] EmI just shit it
better than nEminety percent of you rapAmpers out can
Then you wonder B7how can kids eat up these alEmbums like valiums
It's fEmunny; cause at the ratAme I'm goin when I'm thirty
B7I'll be the only person in the nuEmrsin home flirting
EmPinchin nurses asses wheAmn I'm jackin off with Jergens
And IB7'm jerkin but this whole bag of ViEmagra isn't working
And eEmvery single person is a SlAmim Shady lurkin
He coB7uld be workin at Burger King, spiEmttin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] EmOr in the parkin lot, ciAmrcling
Screaming "B7I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows doEmwn and his system up
EmSo, will the real Shady pleAmase stand up?
And B7put one of those fingers on eEmach hand up?
And be prEmoud to be outta your miAmnd and outta control
and B7one more time, loud as you Emcan, how does it go?
Chorus 4X