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Capo: 4
Tuning: E A D G B E
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Hey, this is my first ever tab! I hope you like it, I think it goes pretty well XD
I'd say for the strumming pattern, just strum down, but up before the chord
change, if that makes any sense.
CAPO: 4
Eminem (repeat 2X)]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
Y'all Gact like you never seen a Dwhite person before
Jaws aEmll on the floor like Pam, liCke Tommy just burst in the door
Gand started whoopin her asDs worse than before
Emthey first were divorce, Cthrowin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's theG return of the... "Ah, waiDt, no way, you're kidding,
Emhe didn't just say what I thCink he did, did he?"
GAnd Dr. Dre said..D. nothing you idiots!
EmDr. Dre's dead, he's Clocked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
GFeminist women love EDminem
chigga chigga chEmigga
"Slim Shady, IC'm sick of him look at him,
GWalkin' around grabbiDn' his you-know-what
Flippin the yoEmu-know-who," "Yeah,C but he's so cute though!"
GYeah, I probably got a couple of scrDews up in my head loose
But nEmo worse, than what's goin oCn in your parents' bedrooms
GSometimes, I wanna get Don TV and just let loose, but canEm't
but it's cool for Tom Green to Chump a dead moose
G"My bum is on your lipDs, my bum is on your lips"
And if EmI'm lucky, you might just giCve it a little kiss
And tGhat's the message that we delDiver to little kids
And eEmxpect them not to know what a woCman's clitoris is
Of coGurse they gonna know what intercDourse is
By the time they hit fEmourth grade
They got the DisCcovery Channel don't they?
G"We ain't nothing Dbut mammals.." Well, somEme of us cannibals
who cut other pCeople open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
GBut if we can hump dDead animals and antelopes
Emthen there's no reason that a man and anCother man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] BGut if you feel like DI feel, I got the antidote
EmWomen wave your pantyhose, sCing the chorus and it goes
Chorus
'Cause IG'm Slim Shady, yes ID'm the real Shady
All you oEmther Slim Shadys areC just imitating
So wGon't the real Slim Shady plDease stand up,
Emplease stand up, pClease stand up?
GWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his rDaps to sell his records;
Emwell I do, so fuck him and fCuck you too!
You thGink I give a damn about a GDrammy?
Half of you crEmitics can't even stomach me, lCet alone stand me
"GBut Slim, what if you winD, wouldn't it be weird?"
EmWhy? So you guys could just lie to Cget me here?
So you cGan, sit me here nDext to Britney Spears?
EmShit, Christina Aguilera bCetter switch me chairs
so I canG sit next to Carson DDaly and Fred Durst
and heEmar 'em argue over who she gave hCead to first
GYou little bitch, put me on Dblast on MTV
"Yeah, hEme's cute, but I think he's marrCied to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should Gdownload her audio on DMP3
and show the wEmhole world how you gave CEminem VD [AHHH!]
GI'm sick of you little girl and bDoy groups, all you do is Emannoy me
so I have been sCent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
GAnd there's a million of us jDust like me
who cEmuss like me; who just don't giCve a fuck like me
who dGress like me; walk, talk and Dact like me
and jEmust might be the next best thCing but not quite me!
Chorus
I'm like a hGead trip to listen to, cDause I'm only givin you
Emthings you joke about with your friendCs inside your living room
TheG only difference isD I got the balls to say it
in front of yEm'all and I don't gotta be faClse or sugarcoated at all
GI just get on the miDc and spit it
and whethEmer you like to admit it [*ERR*] CI just shit it
better than nGinety percent of you raDppers out can
Then you wonder Emhow can kids eat up these alCbums like valiums
It's fGunny; cause at the raDte I'm goin when I'm thirty
EmI'll be the only person in the nuCrsin home flirting
GPinchin nurses asses whDen I'm jackin off with Jergens
And IEm'm jerkin but this whole bag of ViCagra isn't working
And eGvery single person is a SDlim Shady lurkin
He coEmuld be workin at Burger King, spiCttin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] GOr in the parkin lot, cDircling
Screaming "EmI don't give a fuck!"
with his windows doCwn and his system up
GSo, will the real Shady plDease stand up?
And Emput one of those fingers on eCach hand up?
And be prGoud to be outta your mDind and outta control
and Emone more time, loud as you Ccan, how does it go?
Chorus 4X