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Gm Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, downEb, down!
Ok, Gmguess who's back? back again, Shady's back, tEbell a friend, whaaGmaaaaaa
Now eGmveryone report to the dance floor, to the dGm/Aance floor, to the dance floor
Gm/Bb Gm/C NC
Now everyone report to the dance floor, alright stop, pajama time
Come Gmhere little kiddies, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of chEbild investigate and accusate (Gmha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys, what else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done toEbuched on everything, but little boys
TGmhat's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes, I get a lEbittle bit out of control with my rhymes
GmGood God, dip, do a little slide, bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor, like TP for my bEbunghole, and it's cool if you let one go
GmNobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? give a little "poot poot", it's ok! [fart]
Oops my cd just skipped, and eEbveryone just heard you let one rip
Now GmI'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl yEbou know you're my world
Alright now lGmose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh bEbaby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Well, it's FGmriday and it's my day, just to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day, every dEbay's just a holiday
Crusin' on the fGmreeway, feelin' kinda breezy, got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get tEbhere, someone's gonna "touch my body"
ExcGmuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
SEbpit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah)
Now, wGmhat's your name girl? what's your sign? "man, you must be up out your mind"
Dre! (ha-ha) beer goggles, blind, EbI'm just tryin to unwind, now I'm
IGm'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl yEbou know you're my world
Alright now lGmose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh bEbaby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
It's TGmuesday and I'm locked up, I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was running butt naked down the stEbreet screaming, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Well I'm sGmorry, I don't remember, all I know is this much, I'm not guilty
They said, save it, boy we gotcha you on tape, yellin' aEbt an old lady, touch my body
/G
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down, it gets real intense, no one makes a sound
/Eb /D
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now, the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap bGmack to reality, look it's B. Rabbit, yo you signed me up to battle, I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any liEbnes to go right here so, chubba TeletGmubbie!
Fella's (what?) fella's (what?) grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tEball girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
GmEveryone report to the dance floor, it's your chance for a little romance or
Butt squeezin' it's the season, just go (Ebha-ha-ha-ha), it's so appeasin'
IGm'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl yEbou know you're my world
Alright now lGmose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh bEbaby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
GmUmmmmmm touch my body, ummmmmm touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body, EbI mean girl just touch my body Gm Eb
Gm Gm/A Gm/Bb Gm/C
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