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Verse 1
GmFeeling kinky, lip syncing to TCmoo $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)
GmHaving creepy visions Cmof whiskey drinking
GmAnd envisioning sneaking into where Christie BrCminkley dwells
I know thGmis is risky thinking but I wanna sCmtick her like she's dGmecals
But when murdering fCmemales
Better pay atGmtention to these details Cmor you could be derailed
GmBetter wear at least three layers of cCmlothing or be in jail
GmIf you get scratched because your DNCmA'll
Be all Gmup under her fingernails
CmMan, he hears you, I don't thGmink he cares
He gives a fCmuck, even his pinky swears
GmThree personalities burstin' oCmut of me, please beware
GmHer TV blares, cCman't hear the creaking stairs
GmShe's unaware in no uCmnderwear, she's completely bare
GmTurns around and sCmcreams, I remember distinctly
GmI said "I'm here to do sink repairs."
Cm Chop her Gmup, put her body parts
In front of SCmteven Avery's trailer and lGmeave 'em there
Chorus
But Cmhey man, I was fEbramed
GmI know what this loCmoks like, officers
Please just give me oGmne minute
CmI think I can exEbplain
GmI ain't murdered nobody
CmI know these words are so nGmutty
But I'm just here Cmto enterEbtain
GmHow come your shirt is so bloody?
CmThere's a missing person, so Gmwhat? He's
Got nothin' to Cmdo with Ebme
GmI'm almost certain CmI was fraEbmed Gm
Verse 2
Woke up, Cmit was dawn, musta knew soGmmethin' was wrong
Think I'm becomCmin' a monster 'cause of the dGmrugs that I'm on
DCmonald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck iGmn the yard
But dog, how the fCmuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?
Gotta get Cmto the bottom of it to tGmry to solve it
Must go abCmove and beyond, 'cause it's incGmumbent upon me
N.C.Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde
N.C.Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond
CmSecond murder with no recoGmllection of it
Collectin' newspaper Cmarticles, cuttin' out sGmections from it
Memory's too fuCmcked to remember, destructive temper
GmCut my public defender's juCmgular then stuck him Gmup in a blender
Another dismCmembered toddler discovered this wGminter probably
'Cause the disassCmembled body
Was covered up Gmin the snow since the month of NovCmember oddly
I'm wanted for qGmuestioning
Them son of a bitCmches probably just wanna Gmpin this on me
Chorus
But Cmhey man, I was fEbramed
GmI know what this loCmoks like, officers
Please just give me oGmne minute
CmI think I can exEbplain
GmI ain't murdered nobody
CmI know these words are so nGmutty
But I'm just here Cmto enterEbtain
GmHow come your shirt is so bloody?
CmThere's a missing person, so Gmwhat? He's
Got nothin' to Cmdo with Ebme
GmI'm almost certain CmI was fraEbmed Gm
Verse 3
Still oCmn the loose, they
Spotted me insiGmde McDonald's Tuesday
CmIn a Toronto Blue Jays cap, loGmokin' like your college roommate
CmWith Rihanna, Lupe, SaGmddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher
CmOr was it Cool J? The cops is oGmn a goose chase
Just escaCmped from the state pen
For eGmight women who hate men
Don't make it no weiCmrder, I'm naked
When I brGmeak in your basement
Under your baCmby's play pen, I Gmlay in, wait adjacent
Facin' the dCmoor, remainin' patient while stGmayin' complacent
Blatant sCmexual implications aGmre continuin' to get thrown
CmInsinuations are placed iGmn little riddles and poems
CmLeft on your pillow Gmin hopes, that when you get home
I'm in your window
Cm But it Gmnever occurred to me CmI could describe a murder scene
GmIn a verse and be charged with first degree
Cm'Cause it just happened to maGmtch up perfectly
With the maCmssacre or the Burger King burglary
No, officer, you see ...
int, Gmho
Chorus
But Cmhey man, I was fEbramed
GmI know what this loCmoks like, officers
Please just give me oGmne minute
CmI think I can exEbplain
GmI ain't murdered nobody
CmI know these words are so nGmutty
But I'm just here Cmto enterEbtain
GmHow come your shirt is so bloody?
CmThere's a missing person, so Gmwhat? He's
Got nothin' to Cmdo with Ebme
Gm Cm Eb Gm |Cm
I'm almost certain I was framed