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Criminal - Eminem
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Tabbed by: SmoothPlaying
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Tuning: Standard
On the internet I`ve seen many wrong chord progressions on the song, so I here`s the correct one.
I`ve always seen Em C#m C Em , which is basically true, but it`s not a C#m, but a C#dim.
It`s because of the high g, which is repeated in every chord.
So I play the rhythm like:
Em C#dim C Em
e|---------------------3-------3-------3-------3-------------------|
B|-----8-------8-------5-------5-------5-------5-------8-------8---|
G|-----9-------9-------6-------6-------5-------5-------9-------9---|
D|-----9-------9---------------------------------------9-------9---|
A|-7-------7-7-----4-------4-4-----3-------3-3-----7-------7-7-----|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
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[Eminem]
A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..
I'm actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Well, shit.. if you believe that
then I'll kill you
You know why?
Cause I'm a
Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there
[Eminem] Aight
I'll be right here waiting on you
[Eminem] Aight
Yo Em
[Eminem] What?!
Don't kill nobody this time
[Eminem] Awwright... god damn, fuck...
(whistling) how you doin'?
[Teller] HI, how can I help you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
[Teller] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch
and I won't kill you!
[Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me
[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around...
[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...
[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you
Hurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!
[Eminem]
intermediate, because C#dim is quite difficult to get on so fast
EmCRIMINAL C#dim
CCRIMINAL
EmYou god damn right
EmI'm a CRIMINAL C#dim
Yeah, I'm a CCRIMINAL Em
[Eminem]
EmMy words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
C#dimThat'll stab you in the head
whether you're a fag or lez
COr the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
EmPants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
C#dimStaring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)
CThat's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em
EmThey belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
C#dimAnd I was just checking the mail
Get it? Checking the 'male'?
CHow many records you expecting to sell
Emafter your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
C#dimRight, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
CPlease Lord, this boy needs Jesus
EmHeal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
C#dimAnd a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
CPreacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
EmYou can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
C#dimI watch TV, and Comcast cable
Cand you ain't able to stop these thoughts
EmYou can't stop me from topping these charts
And you can't stop me from dropping each March
C#dimwith a brand new CD for these fucking retards
CDuhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
EmMr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave
Eminem (repeat 2X)]
Chorus
I'm a EmCRIMINAL
Cause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a C#dimcrime
to tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CCRIMINAL
but I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em thEme bird
and keep going, I don't take shit from no one
[Eminem]
EmMy mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed
C#dimThe baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed
CIt was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
EmDon't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
C#dimBut how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
CSo as I got older and I got a lot taller
EmMy dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
C#dimthan you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...
CMy morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
EmSex in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
C#dimYou can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired
and my nose is pointy
CI'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
Emin plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em
C#dim-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in
CReplacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today
EmHe's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
C#dimDon't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
CI told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
EmI guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
I'm a CRIMINAL
(Just play the chords while they interlude)
Interlude Skit
EmWindows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
C#dimSo when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
CSo I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies Emthe guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
C#dimFire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
CDie, bitches, bastards, brats, pets
EmThis puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*]
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
C#dimtuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
CYou motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough
Emto say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*]
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
C#dimTo make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
CAnd if it's not a rapper that I make it as
EmI'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask
Chorus * 2