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Capo: 1
Tuning: E A D G B E
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Verse 1
EHe's your uncle, not your dad.
He's the bAest friend you eB7ver had.
So, C#mcome on, dig, dig, dig iG#mn until B7it C#mhurts.
Just reF#mmember Pearl HB7arbour.
(The AC#mlamo and nothing could be woB7rse.)
Verse 2
He's your favEorite (hum) relative (hum).
And he neAeds a (hum) lot to lB7ive (hum).
So just C#mbring, Abring, G#mbrinF#mg, G#m
everything uB7ntil you C#mbleed.
(And he'll F#7send back wB7hat he don't neEedA.)E
Chorus
If you're B7not in form, ten-forty's your saElvation,
by deprB7ivation of teEmptation.
(Darks D#7and blondes I hear are not deG#ductible.)
EOh,G#m say, canC#m you see if there'sF#7 anything left B7for me?
Verse 3
When he caElls you (hum) as he may do (hum).
Don't be frigAhtened, (hum) red white and blB7ue (hum).
Just be C#mthankfAul you dG#mon't lF#mive in LeG#mningrB7ad.
C#mHe's your uF#7ncle, nB7ot your dEad.
Instrumental
Military march (hup,two,three,four, and so on).
Chorus
If you're hoB7nest, you don't have to shake and shEiver.
The food is loB7usy (bweuh) up the rEiver.
(It's D#7give and take and he does all G#the taking.)
EOh, G#msay, can C#myou see if there's F#7anything left fB7or me?
Verse 4
Life has two thEings (hum) you can't subtract (hum)
(Death aAnd taxes (hum) to be eB7xact (hum).)
So jusC#mt pa-pAa-patriotically declare;
he's F#7your uncle, he's B7your uncle, not yEouAr EdaAd.E