Left Handed
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Intro
Dmi, FUh huh
Cextra cheese
Dmi, FUh huh
Csave a peice for me
Verse
Fpizza, party at your house
Dmi went, just to check it out
Bnineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone came
Fjust us eating all alown
Dmyou said take the pizza home
Bno sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i faced
PRE®:Bb
pizza all day, and every day
Dmcheese round the clock, its getting me blocked
Bband i sure dont care, for irregularities
Ctel(letl me it, ring)
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DmWhy'd you have to and make me B, Fso constipated
Ccouse right now id do
Dmanything at all to get my boB, Fwles evacuated
Cin the bathroom
Dmand i sit, and i wait,B and i strain
and i sweFat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh,
Gmi, Bb, (let, it, ring)should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigated
No no no
Verse 2
Fi was, feeling pretty down
Dmtill my, girlfriend came around
Bwere just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta say
Fin fact, i just thought i might
Dmpop the, question there that night
Bi was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is me
PRE®:Bb
who would have guest, her family crest
Dmi suddenly spied, tattoed on her thigh
Bband sun of a gun, its just like the one on me
Ctel(letl me it, ring)
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Dmhow was i supposed to know thaBt we were both reFlated
Cbelive me if i
Dmnew she was my cousin we nevBer would have datedF
Cwhat to do now
Dmshould i go ahead and Bpropose
and get hFitched, and have kids withC eleven toes
Gmand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolBler(letated it, ring)
No no no
FNo no (no no)
DmNo no (no no)
BbNo No (no no)
CNo...
Verse3
Fi had, so much on my mind
Dmi thought, maybe id unwind
Btry out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guide
PRE®:Bb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
Dmthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feet
Bband stood up instead, and knocked of my head you see
Ctel(letl me it, ring)
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Dmwhy'd i have to go and get mysB, Felf decapitated
Cthis really is a
Dmmajor inconvenience oh man iB, F really hate it
Csuch a drag now
Dmi cant eat, i cant breBath, i cant snore
i cant beFlch or yodell any more, caCnt
Gmspit or blow my nose or even read sports illustratedB, (let, it, ring)
oh no
Dmwhy'd i have to go and myself Ball mutilated F
Ci gotta tell you
Dmlife without a head kinda maB, Fkes me irritated
Cwhat a bummer
Dmi cant blink, i cant cBough, i cant sneeze
but my neFck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze now
Gmive never been the same since my head and me were sepBera(let, it, ring)ted
No no no