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Intro
CDear Uber Driver
CHere's a few thiAmngs, you need to know if
You wanna tFake this full time woGman for a rCide
Verse 1
CHurry don't be late
CMeet me at the gate Am
AmTry not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
FI'm gonna need my light G
GMy brows are even right
CWhy you watching me?
COi eyes on the street!
CNow don't avert your eyes
CI'm 'bout to shave my thighs
AmAnd if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
FDon't play it by the book
GGo on it's fine to look
CLike what you see?
That's fine have a peak
[Pre-chorus 1]
CYou gotta know, first of all I ain't no Amlady
Matter fact I'm fucking Fcrazy
GBitch you better make that light C
GO!GO! What the fuck
Chorus
CDear Uber driver
Here's a few thingAms you need to know if
You wanna takeF this gorgeous lGady for a ride C
C(Shouln't we be using lyft?)
CDear Uber driver
Lookin' at meAm, don't be so nervous
Bet you never sFaw a bunch of airG bags look so fine C
(I'm too pretty to die!)
Verse 2
CAfter the show tonight
I'll be drunk and high Am
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy F
FWait while I get him off
GYou know that's never long
CBy the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze
[Pre-chorus 2]
CI already know I'm a queen I ain't no ladAmy
Don't be saying nothing shFady
GI will read your whole damn lCife
Listen here you dog ass mole
Chorus
CDear Uber Driver
Here's a few thinAmgs you need to know if
You wanna tFake this pretty yoGung thing for a ride C
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
CDear Uber driver
Don't you know you tAmhat objects in the mirror
Might be looking Fbigger than they dGo when they're inside C
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)
Bridge
CWe'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
AmFlash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
FI'm not too good to try
GBlowing a taxi guy
CI'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick
[Pre-chorus]
CYou got to know first of all I ain't no ladAmy
But I'm fresher than a daiFsy
GWait I wanna flash that guyC
(Hey, hey! Look at these)
Chorus
CDear Uber driver
Here's a few thAmings you need to know if
You want a busFiness from a speGcial [?] C
CDear Uber driver
If you wanna geAmt that five star rating
Get me to the gFig
And make sure GI arrive alive C
(Click it or ticket)
Outro
N.CUber driver
Now you can zip your fly